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Eugene

A Eugene is a mentally strong guy. Savvy with office politics. Can be a bit of a beta male but knows what he wants and creates a plan to get it. Some plans can get complicated but generally work. He is likable and sometimes a bit shy.

He can move the world and change ideas. Very book smart.
Also has a big dick and knows how to sex.
"Hey, he is liked a lot by his neighbours! He must be a Eugene."

"That chick clings to him like foil." " Yeah, I hear he is a Eugene in bed!"

" That guy totally Eugened his test. He was given honors!"
by Kimongo Kinenene July 30, 2021
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Eugene

The most sweetest and kind boy out there.Has a heart of gold and is so loyal.He will bend over backwards to make sure your having a good day.Has the cutest smile and prettiest eyes.You will want a Eugene in your life.Trusttt mee💓
Mom:So what’s his name hun?
Girl:It’s Eugene

Mom:ahhh sounds like a sweet boy
by BAbrbtbynded September 24, 2021
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Eugene paul

Eugene Paul is defined as loyal.
I can trust him because he is Eugene Paul to me.
by Rob run corleone September 12, 2022
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Eugene

A gorilla who wasn't so mean
by BOMBER DICTIONARY June 21, 2022
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Extreme Eugene Kanning

The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.

Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.

76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014
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Eugene

Noble person, always eager to help, very compassionate and dependable.

But don't treat him unfairly, he will spotted on site and then you will regret it.
Yes Eugene is outstanding person, maybe a little bit strange,but very dependable.
by Yesdyak October 12, 2021
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Aesthetic eugenics movement

A movement that seeks to make humans more beautiful and has nothing to do with race because there are babes and hunks in all races. It would be done by selective breeding and genetic engineering.
One mothod would be to bave a bank for eggs and sperm where babes can store there eggs and hunks there sperm so they can have more babies.
by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010
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