Month Equality

When someone treats all birth months equally (except for September, fuck September)

Woman - I love all birth months
Man - Even mine?
Woman - Yeah I support Month Equality what’s your birth month anyways
Man - September
Woman - Get the fuck away from me

by Makemynameappropriate67 July 2, 2025

he kee equal equal

It's the new cuss fuckinn word.

spread it around like no other bittchhh.

Holy he kee equal equal! He's a fucking retard!

by Kaeeteee. April 7, 2008

The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)

Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!

by That bitch tree May 14, 2018

Turn-based equality

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.

Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).

by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019

Unfalsifiability Does Not Equal False

A critical epistemological reminder that the inability to test or potentially disprove a claim does not automatically make that claim false. Unfalsifiability means the claim is structured in a way that resists empirical testing—it doesn't mean the claim is incorrect, meaningless, or worthless. Many important domains involve unfalsifiable claims: metaphysical beliefs, aesthetic judgments, ethical principles, mathematical axioms, and personal experiences. The statement "unfalsifiable claims are false" is itself unfalsifiable—a performative contradiction. The reminder is crucial in debates where skeptics demand falsifiability as the only criterion for truth, ignoring that falsifiability is a criterion for scientific claims, not for all claims. Unfalsifiable doesn't mean false—it means different standards apply.

"You say your spiritual experience is real. Skeptic demands: 'Prove it's false!' That's missing the point. Unfalsifiability Does Not Equal False—it means your claim isn't the kind that gets settled by experiments. Demanding falsifiability from a mystical experience is like demanding a fish to climb a tree. The claim might be true, might be false—but unfalsifiability alone doesn't decide."

by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026

separate but equal

When you give someone a blowjob while simultaneously having your entire fist in your own mouth.

Crater said "Last night my girlfriend gave me a separate but equal."

by itssojoever May 26, 2025

Not All Pi’s Are Created Equal.

When the number pi looks so different when she dresses up in various typefaces or fonts (regular, italic, bold, bold-italic)—her facial expression or mood changes in different typographical settings.

Unlike in Helvetica or Times New Roman, the number pi looks quasi-unrecognizable in Avenir Next, be it in regular, italic, or bold. They’re not being critical when they commented that not all pi’s are created equal.

by Fasters November 17, 2022