Empty Grocery Cart Stare

That look that an extra fat person gives somebody when they're dumbfounded...

As though looking at an empty grocery cart.

My fat ass boss gave me the empty grocery cart stare today when I told him I couldn't work weekends, he's such a dumb piece of shit.

by Statutory_Ape March 1, 2011

Empty Toolbox

A tool box with little or none things in it, which you get fer your birthday

Jordan Markle got an empty toolbox for his birthday...WHAT THE FUCK

by draino destroier April 21, 2010

EmptySippyCup

A boss on xbox live.

Man! Did you see that EmptySippyCup running that Zombies game like a boss?

by EmptySippyCup January 13, 2011

empty house

When your bro's family is gone at a conpetition and his house is empty so you have a party

Jordan's had an empty house so we had a party.
Dang that's one empty house. We should party.

by JustACoolGuy March 1, 2016

empty nut

When you nut, but don't care. It's almost like you didn't nut at all.

I'm so tired, I don't even care to masturbate. It will just be an empty nut.

by goyo April 18, 2018

empty barrel

A sly, euphemistic way of saying "uppity nigger" - without seeming like an obvious bigot. Also used in misogynistic ways to describe vocal black women by patronizing, old, white assholes.

Look at that empty barrel, adding #BlackLivesMatter to her tweets, again.

by Alerted_Snakes_of_Consequence April 19, 2018

Empty minded

Someone who thinks nobody would try to capitalize (take advantage of) on a perceived weakness.

The empty minded guy from California thought he never met an enemy.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019