ejaculate concussion

When a man’s orgasm during oral sex smashes the back of one’s throat concussing the back of their head
Do to an ejaculate concussion, Mary wasn’t cleared to work for a week.
by Oldjaketed July 26, 2023
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ejaculation exhaustion

when a female ejaculates too much and wants to rest soon after.
The housewife had ejaculation exhaustion after the USC football game.
by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018
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Overmature Ejaculation

Stemming from the premature ejaculation, this is the exact opposite. This occurs after wacking off or banging someone of something and not being able to nut. Several minutes, hours, even days later you randomly fire your juicy load unprovoked.
Big Cheesy: Dude, I don't know what is wrong with me. I am randomly shooting loads in my pants and not able to nut when I hack my wee wee or plow my wife. This ever happen to you?

T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?

Big Cheesy: SEE!!!

T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 17, 2019
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Uncontrolled Ejaculation

When a man (Fuck you trans niggers) Splurges uncontrollably at a subject, usually a minor, and at least has to nut 10 gallons worth of cum.
Person 1: Yo man I just did a Uncontrolled Ejaculation to a fetus
Cop:
by Ilovemcminers March 18, 2024
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Emotional Ejaculation

Crying pent up tears in an aggressive and fast way. Usually brought on in elation or relief.
"Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"
by WGHSci October 09, 2023
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emotional ejaculation

The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.
Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.
by teamknapsack June 27, 2017
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Evacuate and Ejaculate

Hang out with a hot girl way out of you league, go home and beat your meat.
So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.

Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
by area51got lindelled May 09, 2021
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