Egg Basketed

Girl": "Hey, I just found out I was egg basketed today... ."
Guy: You're pregnant?

Someone pats an woman's stomach.
"Girl... you're looking like you were egg basketed..."
by Anesthetique March 18, 2015
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egg dealer

an egg dealer is someone who deals egg
person: hey egg dealer, you got any eggs
egg dealer: yes
by clucks the egg dealer January 24, 2021
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dude eggs

Dude eggs are quail eggs that have been peeled and pickled in brine. The brine may be salty or spicy, depending on what brand you are purchasing. They are generally sold in the southern United States.
Don Vito thinks that his dude eggs look like regular eggs, but they are smaller. It is not until he reads the label that he is concerned that they are human.
by Pannikin April 29, 2006
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egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.
Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
by gndhs December 10, 2008
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Egg Painter

Slur for Ukrainian (egg painting is part of Ukrainian tradition)
You're a fuckin egg painter

All the fucking egg painters congregate at that hall
by EggPainterOwl February 28, 2019
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Egg Money

Money stashed away for buying little pleasure or home items. Extra side money earned just for fun spending.
I'm using the egg money I earned on the side from ebay to buy the surf board I always wanted.

Farming women would earn "butter and egg money" from their poultry to be used for clothing, shoes, extra treats like white sugar or oranges, and anything store-bought for the home. Men would use crop money to pay the mortgage, or buy livestock or seed for next year.
by Shumado November 5, 2015
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Egg Job

The act of receiving fellatio from a female counter part whilst indulging in a Big M Egg Flip. Referred to by some as the holy grail of sexual experiences.

Made particularly rare by the fact that the Big M Egg flip hadn't been seen since the early 90s and is only back for a limited time.
Guy 1: Mate, I went down to 7/11 last night and picked up a Big M egg flip and got this bird to give me an egg job later on. Was the best thing thats ever happened to me!

Guy 2: You are so lucky I wish I could be you.
by knackerbags October 10, 2010
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