Suck an egg

Variation of "Fuck off" or "whatever".

Tom: You cant play this game for shit.

Brian: Go suck an egg.

by Shadows_420 May 28, 2009

egg wrap

1. A deathly sulphorous fart.

*not ever to be confused with agrap or aggrap as it is sometimes called, which is infact short for 'aggressive rap'.

aw man, egg wrap right there.
who wrapped the egg?
that is a fuckin egg wrap.

by CarnivorousJewSlayerSavage July 12, 2006

Egg bush

A small and rather polite bush that dwells in another's garden and gets fucked regularly.

1. I REALLY NEED A SHIT! Oh, I'll just fuck that Egg bush first, damn it's fine...

2.
Person 1: Whoa!
Person 2: I'D TAP THAT!
Person 1: What a fine specimen of an Egg bush she is too, i'd ride her like a parakeet.

by Matt-the-twat January 11, 2008

egg music

The music your Dad listens to while making Sunday brunch.

(i.e. Lionel Richie)

Ugh, Dad's listening to egg music again while making his famous omelets.

by Shamruck August 12, 2015

egg daddy

Someone that you want to egg, so pretty egg, you wanna egg with them, him her eggs, egg

BE MY EGG DADDY

by Oofmom May 22, 2018

egg_sniffer123

he likes to rape eggs hard by georgies de great

hello Egg_sniffer123 can u rape me on this fine day???

by egg_sniffer123 May 23, 2018

Egg fried rice

Callum

Callum identifies as egg fried rice. Callum is odd

by Tilt April 5, 2019