Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.
Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.
Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason
Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.
Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.
Step 5: Slowly squat down
Step 6: Poop like a cat.
Step 7: Don't get caught.
See also: CAT Piss
Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.
Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason
Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.
Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.
Step 5: Slowly squat down
Step 6: Poop like a cat.
Step 7: Don't get caught.
See also: CAT Piss
Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.
by Rabbit power February 28, 2019
When your headed to the bathroom at the fastest possible speed while at the same time not shitting yourself
by Wild-bill December 12, 2017
by dj shitdog October 09, 2007
The food in Chicago was great during my business trip, but it really stopped me up for a couple of days. Thank God I finally took a travel dump today, I was getting worried.
by FreddieFred June 20, 2015
by MysterionMothaFukca July 03, 2010
Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.
by FatdogTavern October 22, 2015
After Dropping a Deuce you wipe once and there isn't even a pale brown stain on the toilet paper.
The origin is Dow Chemical's Teflon that is applied to frying pans to keep food from sticking. Ronald Reagan was known as the "Teflon President" because no one could get any scandal to stick to him.
The origin is Dow Chemical's Teflon that is applied to frying pans to keep food from sticking. Ronald Reagan was known as the "Teflon President" because no one could get any scandal to stick to him.
John: Sarah can you check my spokes and balloon knot? I just wiped and there wasn't any stain on the toilet paper.
Sarah: nothing there
John: Hey, I just dropped a Teflon Dump!
Sarah: nothing there
John: Hey, I just dropped a Teflon Dump!
by ExitRamp June 04, 2004