Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023

Decapitation Kinner

A person that decapitates characters/ocs in a fic or in a form of art way too much than neccesary.

(I totally am not one myself)

Hey im such a decapitation kinner!

by anonymous August 17, 2023

decapitated baby

A wholely fabricated lie that has spread around so fast with no way of the public to verify its truth.

His claim of the attrocity committed turns out to be just a decapitated baby. It was purely made up but that doesn't stop the mainstream news outlets from spreading it.

by watermelonpal October 29, 2023

decapitated orgasms

when you and your girl are doing the 'do' but she's thinking about another guy while yall doing it / her moans aren't for you, hence "decapitated orgasms". or the song that Five Deez made.

Yo, me and my girl was doing it right? And I think she was pulling some decapitated orgasms.

by tensa.ii January 5, 2024

Dacapuchin

murder drones addict. funny women..... likes women and MaYo DaNochAy??

Dacapuchin uh uh yea vry col

by Bmix January 16, 2024

Decapriate

Decapriating/Decapriate/Decapriate

She’s turning 25, time to decapriate her and find someone younger.

I think it’s time to decapriate my gf.

I decapriated my husband when he turned 25. Gotta find someone younger.

by thatstanfordguy August 5, 2024

Ducatti

An individual who has a overly large penis. Enough so that it damages their every day life.

Ducatti's cock cant fit in his pants

by darius354 February 15, 2024