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Drunken Social Studies Teacher

1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.

2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.
Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!
by Toecutterguitar August 7, 2019
mugGet the Drunken Social Studies Teachermug.

Drunken Martyr

1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."

Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
by lavish May 20, 2014
mugGet the Drunken Martyrmug.

Drunken Mess

When you are a complete mess while you are drunk
by reallygoodlookingman1 May 14, 2022
mugGet the Drunken Messmug.

Drunken Rosé-cha

when you have had a decent amount to drink that your cheeks get super flushed.
“I have the drunken rosé-cha coming on with the glasses of wine I’ve had”
by Ecinreb February 9, 2021
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drunken sap

A wonderful concoction made from one part whiskey and one part REAL maple syrup. best served hot or cold.
hey bartender!
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.
by ilpvemaplesytru July 10, 2009
mugGet the drunken sapmug.

Drunken Rob

This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.
I was that hammered last night I did a drunken rob
by Diana’s airbag November 23, 2021
mugGet the Drunken Robmug.

Drunken showers

Somewhat like golden showers, but unintentional; the act of being urinated on while in bed with a passed-out drunk.
I hate drunken showers!
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
mugGet the Drunken showersmug.

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