Doned

Pronounced 'Dond'

To be a 'Don' at something.

'Man I just doned all over that interview! I'm about to become a millionaire!'

'I dont get why all those women were getting on me, probably because I doned all over that dance floor!'

by Mr Awesome 182 September 6, 2011

sailors dozen

A group of salty men that drink and meander around talking to attractive women and trying to start fights. Sometimes found brooding over life's ways while smoking cigarettes and singing songs of old. Also known as couch pirates.

"I would go to the back of campus to buy a used radio and a fifth from the sailors dozen... but they always hit on my girlfriend."

by Baby Sock January 20, 2009

Minko's Dozen

A group of a variable amount. When referring to alcoholic consumption, the number is far less that 12. When referring to any food product (typically foods high in fat content), the number is far greater than 12.

"Man, I go so fat-bodied last night on a Minko's dozen of Pirogis!" or "He'll be fine... he only had a Minko's dozen of Zima."

by Billy Klips June 4, 2007

Half a Dozen

BMW 6-Series

BMW 645i, 650i, and M6
"We doing donuts in them half a dozens"

by Justincredible January 7, 2013

dozer

A guy who has sex doggie style and drives it home hard and steady for hours and is able to rock his lady's world, until she quivers and shakes. An earth mover,excellent in the bedroom,able to please sexually.

I took Joey home last night, we had mind bending sex,he's a real dozer in the bedroom.

by Snoop Rat December 20, 2006

Doze nigguhz

"Doze Nigguhz"(noun) (Adj; Deze Nigguhz) (verb; Diss Nigguh) is a term most commonly coined by those of lower intelligence. These people refer to their own kind as "Doze Nigguhz" and then back up their statement with possibly a complicated and flamboyant hand shake.

Oh gEe, DoZe NiGgUhZ bE PoPpin'.
MeEt YeW aT dA cLuB gEe.

by lickboob91 April 4, 2011

doned

Being both drunk and stoned.

Man I got so fucking doned last night!

by gumbydude November 3, 2006