doug fact

1. A fact so random that it sounds completely made up
2. Something that is actually true but sounds like bullshit

(also known as a fact of the day and a drunk fact)

"Doug": "For every hour of sleep, you can stay awake for two hours!"
Person 2: "That's definitely a doug fact."
Person 3: "Yeah, where the fuck did you come up with that?"
"Doug": "I didn't come up with it! It's real!"
Person 2: "Yeah right, you're full of shit."
"Doug": "God, you guys never believe me."

by ojaiojai December 15, 2010

going doug

Going Doug is when you claim to take showers, but don't...ever. To go Doug, you also have to not wash your clothes....ever. In fact, you may occasionally defecate or masturbate in or on your clothes, yet still wear them to bed, and the next day. Extreme cases of going Doug also include sporting a bowl cut and being shaped like a pair or bell. This is an unwanted biproduct of the grunge era.

Person A: "Wow! You smell like a wet dog wearing old gym socks. Why are you going doug today?"

Person B: "Who's gay?"

by Big Mar February 26, 2005

snoop dogging

When someone comes up to a group of people that are smoking and asked for some, they end up taking the majority of the smoke. based on the cameo appearance of snoop dogg in the film half baked in which he does some 'snoop dogging'.

Hey here comes Mike snoop dogging again. Don't make eye contact.

by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 27, 2005

doggie smacks

Shoes that are so fucked up you would never wear them, you would only smack your dog with them.

Yeah that bitch was cute but she was wearing some doggie smacks!

by J Dolla of North Highlands Ca April 19, 2010

dougie

The term "dougie" derives from the name of 80's early 90's Hip Hopper Doug-E- Fresh. The term "dougie" means to have a cool or hip stlye.

If we are going to go out tonight I need to go home and get dougie before we go.

by Rahsean January 3, 2006

people dodging

The art of dodging people in narrow hallways, on stairs, on a side walk etc..

Billy had 30 seconds to get to his physics class, but between him and room 205 was a hallway filled with hormone covered high school students. Billy knew just what to do.

* EPIC PEOPLE DODGING *

"HOLY SHIT, did you see Billy Turner just totally people dodge his way to rm 205? Talk about epic!"

by Jackerfack November 13, 2009

dogie

n motherless calf in a range herd of cattle

cowperson to calf: get along little dogie

by gonzo April 10, 2004