Datchet

An area in Slough full of roadmen and gypsies.

Person 1: Where do u want to link today?
Person 2: Datchet my yg

by Manlike jamali April 18, 2019

clam ditch

a name for a stinky twat that should never be explored by any man for any reason ever. ever!

that slut has a stinky ass clam ditch. do not munch it!

by vajpac September 21, 2005

Shitter's Ditch

A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.

Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !

by Devlin Dogue April 22, 2018

Russian Ditch Sex

When you go on a run, and find someone is running, and you spontaneously have sex quickly in a ditch(russian=rushin)

The other day I wanted to get 2 different types of exercise so I had Russian Ditch Sex

by BallLicker27 January 7, 2017

Ryan Docherty

Ryan Docherty is a small virgin his bed time is at 8:30 and he buys FIFA every year because he has nothing better to do because he is a sad cunt

Ryan Docherty is a lil bitch

by LilScoot123 October 24, 2019

dolch

when you feel like you need to fart, but when you do, you shit your pants

Wozny dolched his pants!

by Joel February 21, 2003

Fall in a Ditch

1) Means that someone who really hates you, wants you die or injure yourself.

2) The friendly way of saying: GO DIE IN HELL BITCH!!

My teacher is such a fag he can go fall in a ditch.

by Random Nonsense May 30, 2008