5 Dollars

When a dude doesn't give you his five dollars that he owe you

Dude 1: hey uhh you kinda ow me 5 dollars

Dude2: uhh no I don't

Dude1: yes yo bitch ass do

Dude2: ima slap you so fucking hard that you'll fly to another planet
Dude1: ima whoop your ass like real talk rn, when I punch you you'll break the gravitational pull of earth ho

by Wtf is a pseudonym lmfao January 4, 2022

Dollar General

Horribly depressing store with prices just low enough to keep you coming back but high enough to make you have to move to the projects. Only less common than McDonald's.
There's only two employees per store; They're all paid minimum wage with no health insurance. If you break a leg, you'll be fired. If you have to use the restroom, you'll need to ask for a key. If you're lucky, the toilet will be laced with hepatitis and crap. If you're unlucky, the restroom will be "out of order :(".

Dollar General is the Waffle House of retail.
It hurts the local economy.

David: "Wanna get some groceries at Dollar General?"

Bob: "Do I have a choice?"

by Hot 7 October 25, 2023

Dollar Hop

When you go shopping and buy a lot of things, but the most expensive thing you buy was only a dollar.

"I need stuff for my new house but I'm on a budget, so I'll probably just dollar hop a few yard sales and flea markets later."

by thetealord October 16, 2020

Dollar-kaching

Someone that has a lot of money, most commonly dollars.

peasant: "dude did you hear about josh? he's a Dollar-kaching!"
peasant 2: "what the fuck are you talking about nobody fucking says that you snollygoster"

by missinformation consumer June 21, 2023

poo dollar

poo dollar is a serious game only some people can play. you put either real poo or fake poo in a dollar, put it in a public place and watch people pick it up, once they do you laugh your ass off at them, and scream poo dollar!

Ginny: omg poo dollar is the funnist thing in the world!
Shannon: Ginny u copyed that game from taylor your a stupid copyer, you cant play it at all you dont even scream POO DOLLAR! when they pick it up
Ginny: I think I'm good at it!
Shannon: You suck.

by BTTB92 June 30, 2006

Dollar General

Company which, through the miracle of capitalism, has managed to grow and thrive, despite being the last frontier on which a human with any intelligence whatsoever would make a purchase.

Although Buck knew that everything he buys from the Dollar General will break within a week, he still takes the opportunity to complete all his Christmas shopping there.

by Kebo April 25, 2004

Moral Dollars

noun. The amount of "karma" you have saved up in your life. Generally obtained by doing good deeds such as saving a life, giving to a charity, or helping an old person cross the street. Lost by performing acts of selfishness and immorality such as illegal activities, "screwing someone over", infidelity, etc.

Technically speaking, if one obtains a large amount of moral dollars, they can spend these moral dollars with less concern as they are "doing more good than bad." Obviously a flawed philosophy with little ethical sense but used to rationalize vices.

Jon P: Dude, I just banged that hot skinny Asian chick...she was amazing.

Andy Y: Man, moral dollars dude. You're in a relationship.

Jon P: Whatever, I saved three people last week, that's gotta be a least a few hundred thousand moral dollars!

by starflyer April 28, 2013