Donus

can mean either skank or school girl.
pronounced douh-nus

thats some hot donus right there

by DaHef November 14, 2007

dousche fuck

a douche and a fucker in one

Me-Roll you dousche fuck(Saying to friend as he takes forever to roll in monpoly

by ry8an9 October 17, 2008

Dousche Canoe

The slitwhere you insert the Dousche Nozzle looks like a canoe. Hence Dousche Canoe or another way of calling someone a pussy.

Dude - Mandese is such a Dousche Canoe he won't even call me to talk about his screw up.

Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.

by Ohheyo July 14, 2014

Citrus Documentphobia

The fear of downloading LimeWire for the fear of getting a virus.

Dude: Hey man you got LimeWire?

Dood: Nah, I have Citrus Documentphobia

by BigTool4You August 18, 2007

write a document

V. To take a shit. Or to write an actual document.

"dude that it didn't take any time to write a document at all. Plus it was watery and explosive..."

by ddizzletellevizzle December 14, 2008

dogus balbay

Turkish phrase meaning "smelly and soapless".

If you don't bathe for a week and reek of urine, there is a good chance you are dogus balbay.

by jesterhall December 24, 2008

dotus

a combonation of "dot" and "us". It means to dot the group of people you are with on the forehead with your penis.

Ex.1) Man I wish Steve would give us all a dotus. Ex.2) The dotus was performed perfectly leaving a mushroom shaped imprint on Joe's forehead.

by wizzle November 10, 2003