elton johndis disease

A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.

Lowan, is it true that you have elton johndis disease?

by thebrontrontickle4 July 5, 2022

im gonna fucking kill somebody disease

Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”

Symptoms:

- Too hot outside, for a bit too long

Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

by IEatWaffles114 May 19, 2022

Hashtag's Disease

When someone thinks they're really clever because they make half their post or Tweet a hashtag. So they do it all the time.

Real life instances of "Hashtag's Disease":

I was home two hours late for curfew. Oh wait, #WHYDOIHAVEACURFEW

I AM IN BED SO EARLY AND IT FEELS SO NICE! #igothomebeforemyparentsdid #notabigdeal

by Screamin' Squirter September 21, 2011

Pac Disease

A deadly fast spreading disase in which rappers act like and pretend to be 2Pac and fail to be origninal

Tha Realest, Ja Rule, Blac Haze, Master P (and the entire No Limit label)

by NanyoBizzness October 8, 2003

Sexually Transmitted Cyber Disease

A piece of malware from a pornsite.

After looking at too much pr0n, Johnny caught a sexually transmitted cyber disease.

by molecule802.11 May 8, 2009

pretty girl disease

1. The condition of a physically appealing female with no other attractive features aside from appearance.
2. a. When an attractive young woman loses the ability to interact with others on a socially meaningful level, usually due to low self-esteem, a superiority complex, and excessive flattery at a young age.
b. The opposite of ugly duckling syndrome.

1. Wow, girl x is hot, but she only sits around and smokes.
2. a. Girl x probably does nothing because people who say they care about her only care about her looks.
b. It's too bad girl x became attractive so early in life; now she has serious issues, pretty girl disease, and is a camwhore.

by Xkazy July 22, 2006

Pez Dispenser

An antisemite who believes the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" is an authentic document.

I was talking to my friend about politics and it came up that he believes our government is run by aliens... then he started quoting this old medieval hoax at me. Turns out he's a total pez dispenser!

by Zosmos September 19, 2020