Quandale Dingle

What's up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here (REHEHEHEHEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH). Including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT!?), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and Public Indecency (REHEHEHEHEHE but faster). I will be escaping prison on, March 28. After that, I will take over the worl-

(AAAAAAOH) Greetings, Quandale Dingle here! (AAAAAAOH) My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut (REHEHEHEHEHE but slower) got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FU- REAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOH!) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT!?!?) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died. (RAHHHHHOWEEEE)

Hey fellas, it's Quandale Dingle here. (WHEEEEEEEEROOOOO) I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink, and he went to bed for a really long time (heahaHAAHAHH). I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (Subway Surfers HURRRRRR). I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head (aaAAAAAHASHH). My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quangle Dangle (AARARARA) tried to eat my but during Ramadhan.
More Quandale Because it wouldn't fit:
(UUAH) Hey, Quandale Dingle here (heeeeeAAAAAHUUUU). I just escaped prison (hhhHUAAH) I am staying at Huandale Pringle's house (GEGEKGEKGEK). As I was running away from cops (WHAT!? but very fast), I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off (heahaHAAHAHH). A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison (WHAT YOU DOIN!?!). My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys (HUAAHAHAHA, OH YEAH).

Example Of using Quandale Dingle:
Person 1: Yo is that Quandale Dingle?
Quandale Dingle: Hey, Quandale Dingle here! (funne laugh) I am going to kill this man with Huandale Pringle.
Person 1: Wait wha-
Quandale Dingle and Huandale Pringle: *grabs ak47's and shoots Person 1*
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Quandale Dingle

A popular guy named Quandale Dingle has taken over the internet! Quandale Dingle is a real person that plays on a football team. It is unknown if this person owns the youtube channel ticklemytipp (the channel that originally uploads quandale videos), but we do know they are real. Quandale is 419 years old, and has a very complicated family tree.

Oh, btw, speed didnt give him the grand.
Ishowspeed: Yo Quandale. Quandale. I swear on my life that I will give you $1000 dollars if you can name all your cousins.
Speed: Right now. Swear.
Quandale Dingle: All of 'em?
Speed: Yup. Name all your cousins.
QD: Here, I'll name all of 'em right now. I'll name all of 'em right now. Alright hold on..
QD: Steven, Edgar, Diego, Lucy, Kramer, Amelio, Morgan, Cosmos, Solomon, Phil, Joe, Aaron, Jordan, Eugene, Arnold, Gertrude, Tyrone, Jones, *breath* Henry, Kevin, Daniel, Dante, *breath* Steven², Larry, Philip, uh- Joseph, Logan, Kris, James, Jack, Oliver, Jason, Aiden, Mason, Luke, Levi, Cameron, Wyatt, David, Carter, Isaac-
Speed: What the fuck!?
QD: Jaiden, Luca, Thomas, Maverick, *breath* Jo- *laughs* Joshua, Charlie, Miles, Caleb, Griffin *breath* Uh- Jig-a-boo Jones, St-
Speed: Alright, shut up, shut up!
QD: Okay, okay, okay..
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Quandale Dingle

A popular guy named Quandale Dingle has taken over the internet! Quandale Dingle is a real person that plays on a football team. It is unknown if this person owns the youtube channel ticklemytipp (the channel that originally uploads quandale videos), but we do know they are real. Quandale is 419 years old, and has a very complicated family tree.

Oh, btw, speed didnt give him the grand.
Ishowspeed: Yo Quandale. Quandale. I swear on my life that I will give you $1000 dollars if you can name all your cousins.
Speed: Right now. Swear.
Quandale Dingle: All of 'em?
Speed: Yup. Name all your cousins.
QD: Here, I'll name all of 'em right now. I'll name all of 'em right now. Alright hold on..
QD: Steven, Edgar, Diego, Lucy, Kramer, Amelio, Morgan, Cosmos, Solomon, Phil, Joe, Aaron, Jordan, Eugene, Arnold, Gertrude, Tyrone, Jones, *breath* Henry, Kevin, Daniel, Dante, *breath* Steven², Larry, Philip, uh- Joseph, Logan, Kris, James, Jack, Oliver, Jason, Aiden, Mason, Luke, Levi, Cameron, Wyatt, David, Carter, Isaac-
Speed: What the fuck!?
QD: Jaiden, Luca, Thomas, Maverick, *breath* Jo- *laughs* Joshua, Charlie, Miles, Caleb, Griffin *breath* Uh- Jig-a-boo Jones, St-
Speed: Alright, shut up, shut up!
QD: Okay, okay, okay..
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Quandale dingle

Quandale dingle is a gigachad who is drawing in ladies.
" Quandale dingle is coming to the party? Can't wait to suck his glizzy." - lanah Rhodes
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Pushing dingle

To absolutely push more than p as a requirement by quandale
Max was pushing dingle at the club last night.
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pushin dingle

pushin dingle means pushing your dick/cock/penis/dingle into somebody's mother
me: hey dude i'm pushin dingle
friend: i'm pushing your grandpa down a staircase
me: *vine boom* *spongebob cry*
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Dingle Brownie

What you get when you pull your penis out too fast during anal sex
I was giving it to my wife hard up the ass when suddenly the door to the bedroom opened I pulled out quick and out came a dingle brownie
by Eppy Taph July 30, 2009
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