Dingle Goblin

Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.

Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?

by Pylomdasmartin May 9, 2018

Dingle Van

A van which is an acctuall shit hole ( it is filthy and like mank )

Corr look at that van , looks like a proper Dingle Van

by Fstd April 28, 2019

Dingle Punnet

When a persons dingle berry count exceeds an immediately countable number it is a Dingle Punnet or a Punnet of Dingle Berrys.

Guy 1: I haven't wiped my arse in so long i probably have multiple Dingle Berrys
Guy 2: you've probably got a whole dingle punnet by now.

by DinglePicker April 29, 2015

Dingle Brownie

What you get when you pull your penis out too fast during anal sex

I was giving it to my wife hard up the ass when suddenly the door to the bedroom opened I pulled out quick and out came a dingle brownie

by Eppy Taph July 30, 2009

holy dingles

Holy dingles Is used to describe when you are extremely happy about your dingleberrys falling off

Just took a nice one holy dingles

by Jaitheasianspy March 23, 2017

Dingle Apple

Noun- When a dingle berry becomes the size of a honey crisp apple.

In college he had sex with such a large, unkept woman, that he was picking dingle apples out of his teeth for days.

by 77NaughtyDaddysGirl92 March 30, 2022

Dingle-fairy

A species of fairies that are known for hanging off of or being near buttocks. Known for their high pitched voices and eating feces. Can be used as an adjective for people as well.

I was playing counter strike yesterday and there was some dingle-fairy in the lobby.

by FaekNome June 17, 2015