deef

The process of farting out of your dickhole. Like Queefing, but with your dickhole. A deef does not smell like fish, like a queef, but like fresh spring flowers spewn accross a medow with bunnys. A deef tends to sound like a gunshot, and priests and african americans are alergic to them.

Yesterday i let out the craziest deef in church, the priest threw up on the alter, i think he was a black.

by karatychopper August 31, 2010

deemas

Who even is this guy? Idk. Is he even human? I dont remember. Give me a beer...

SKSKS GODDAMNIT STOP BEING SO EDGY DEEMAS! So much angst

by Skskssskksskkskskkk May 6, 2019

deebag

To pull another persons shorts or pants down. It works effectively if their is a gathering of people to see it and thus causes higher embaressment for the victim. An added bonus is if you are able to get a hold of both the pants or shorts and the underwear, causing their lower body clothes to be round their ankles. Does not work if their shorts or pants are tied so that ability to deebag a person is dismissed.

"Oh my god. You'll never guess what happened to Paul just then"
"What?"
"Harry just deebagged him. LOL"

by JamesSNIPER December 3, 2007

deef

Exceptionally potent marijuana.

Charlie, I got some deef shit for tonight, dude.

by strokesGuitarist July 14, 2009

Deef

It's the word "feed" spelled backwards, so it means feedback.

Give me some deef on this paper.

by James Sheldon December 28, 2005

deelastification

when a womens body gets older and and starts to droop and sag.

LYDIA says:
men get sexier as they get older though
LYDIA says:
women just sag
Warwick says:
yeah thats true
Warwick says:
sort of
LYDIA says:
yes i am not looking forward to all that 'deelastification'
LYDIA says:
hummm i may try and sell Mr Collins that word

by Andrew Warwick September 12, 2008

deef

can be used in place of pretty much any cuss word, especially the word f*ck.

"Deef you!" "Go deef yourself!" "Deef bag!"

by leahjeanbean November 8, 2007