deception

When you get your ass kicked when you are expecting something and it turns out to be the shittiest thing ever.

John: Yeah! Let's watch PORN!!! No deceptions like when I got dumped!
Michael: Yeah, but dude, isn't that your mom going down on that guy?
John: ..... WTF MOM!

by Unknownsssssss March 24, 2009

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Deceitery

Deceitful by means of trickery; see trickery. Combination of deceit and trickery.

"Oh that question was hard, I can't believe it was on that exam. Pure deceitery."

by Shaun 3skimo March 26, 2009

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deceptikornz

Useless fat KFC-eating tubs of mooze. Who rape themselves. Anally. With police issue brooms.

Guy 1: I feel like a useless tub of shit.
Guy 2: So you feel like the Deceptikornz?
Guy 1: Yes, but with less of the anal raping.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

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Progressive liberal deceiving others into believing the Federal Government can spend it's way out of debt; Food stamps and welfare boost the economy and create jobs; The Fed Gov creates jobs. They will say anything and everything to convice their sheeple to go along with them. Motto of a Deceivacon: keep 'em stupid, keep 'em down and blame the rich!

The Democrat party is made up of deceivacons.

by Constitutional Patriot August 22, 2011

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