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Dearborn Syndrome

being held economically captive depending on your circumstances (people with family’s get stuck and can’t escape, non competes are good too, raunchy vesting periods, signing/relo benefits having year long golden handcuffs, and of course H1B employees are excellent for the beast to consume+control) by the employer who shall not be named and hearing about all the suicides/deaths that happen from it who cannot be named but not being allowed to talk about them except when someone is walking by said area where death happened.
Examples of the the “Dearborn syndrome”
* “Ope ya this is the balcony where the security guard saw the splat from floor 11” — Reagent Court
* “oops ya, that’s where the man got his head cut off by a cable when the jig got stuck and his bood sprayed across the floor” —woodhaven stamping

* “Oh ya the manager from x plant shot their head in the parking lot” — I forget which plant… people higher up def would know tho
by Spawn of a noodle June 13, 2022
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dear...dear

Similar to "oh my god." To be surprised or amazed at a new happening. Usually not used in a frantic sense as omg can be, but more in a sarcastic or humorous way.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that KC is now dating that girl who is pale, ugly, and has aids?

Guy 2: No! dear...dear
by ud101 May 11, 2008
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dear

Term of endearment used by social retards when addressing oblivious guys from Ohio who tend to ignore the fact that the chick talking to them almost never goes out of her way to IM the same person every day.
Well, dear, don't cut your hair while I'm out of town.
by Irish Alpha Female June 3, 2003
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Oh Dear

Phrase used by the elderly when sugar-honey-ice-tea happens.
Oh Dear! That retard just fell!
by Randoms101 September 4, 2010
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Dearborn High

Dearborn High...lets see...ummm...oh yeah,thats where all the white cake eaters go...yea we call em cake eaters cuz there rich and they call us homms and petea bread(fordson). they think there btr than everyone eles when they know that there not and fordson is way btr.
ppl on a fordson bus:Cake eaters!!!
ppl on a Dearborn High bus: Homms and petea bread!!!
by hHAHAAAHAH January 18, 2008
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Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked
by Andy April 20, 2004
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DEAROUSHA

Dearousha is a NINJA and will always be a ninja and die a ninja and if you know a Dearousha (not family) she will punch you in da face cause she feels like it. and you'll love it!!
So Dearousha!
by theninjaestgirlonearth March 4, 2011
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