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hit a cycle

To sleep with four women, in no particular order, where each of the four must be from a different Scandinavian country. This is done over a short period of time (no longer than four days/nights) with no women from other countries being slept with during this time. A natural cycle is to sleep with a woman from each Scandinavian country in this order: Finland, Norway, Sweden, and Denmark. Usually military men from the United States and Canada, stationed somewhere in the EU, participate. This has been known to take place at holiday resorts where women from each Scandinavian country are present abundantly (for example, Thailand). Of course, unlike baseball with observable evidence, whether a cycle is reached or a natural cycle is acheived is rather doubtful, as most men claim success and yet in reality very little has taken place between the braggart and the woman in question.
Example:
Person One: Jim! Where is she from, man?!
Jim: Denmark!
Person One: Think you can hit a cycle?
Jim: I know so, man!
hit a cycle by 569 Clifford July 15, 2009
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whiskey-cycle 

A whiskey-cycle is a moped or scooter that is used by a person who has lost his driver's license after receiving a DWI (driving while intoxicated). These vehicles do not require a license. They also go very slow, and are sometimes a hazard, especially at night.
The loser rode his whiskey-cycle to the ABC store to get more booze.
whiskey-cycle by Brucie December 15, 2007

heme cycle

I got bored last night so I did the heme cycle at least five times.
heme cycle by skippyfanXOXO December 2, 2010

Merry Cycle 

A Merry-Go Round, called a Cycle because it rotates in a endless CYCLE.
I.e. Merry-Go round, Merry Cycle
Merry Cycle by CandyBunny June 21, 2011

life cycle 

when looking for something for a long time and finally finding it, thus completing a part/chapter of their life. an average person would go through about 30-70 major life cycles in their lifetime, often finding lost questions and answering them or even solving problems that used to matter to them but holds no more value.
finding the name of a song that you tried to find out for 5 years, which makes that life cycle 5 years long.déjà entendu

jamais vu deja vu presque vu
life cycle by GaryTrollmer June 4, 2013

vicious cycle syndrome 

Usually noticeable in co-dependent relationships. This can occur between siblings, friends or lovers.

Hallmark signs are irritability, restlessness, anger or just plain apathy. Those suffering can sometimes present with acute laughing at the situation or words and phrases intended to "poke the bear".

The effects of this syndrome will manifest in childish and immature behavior, bad-mouthing and trolling with any and all means to invoke a reaction.

Unfortunately this syndrome has no cure as it's origin is entrenched in mutual love & hate .
You know your funny and you make me laugh however, one of us should be mature enough to break this vicious cycle syndrome
(unfortunately we are the same).

Sorrow Cycle

The sequence if self pity and celebration after aromantic break up for a man.
He went to the movies alone.He must be in a Sorrow Cycle.
Sorrow Cycle by Crusty Cannoli June 13, 2014