Custard starfish

When a male ejaculates on an asshole

I pulled out gave her a custard starfish

by w( . Y . )dy May 17, 2018

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Cuntadance

When you've got confidence, but your a cunt about it

Jamie keeps flirting with Jessica by hitting her, he's got a lot of cuntadance

by Kjbunda September 22, 2021

custodies news

a news network on astra memecus witch is 100% true all the time. dont mind his action or what fake or real. just see the news. fake news what that its just a great news network

damm i just saw custodies news it's so real

by custodiesbased December 2, 2021

Custard

Someone who is both cunt and a bastard at the same time

That Vladimir Putin is a proper custard

by The J_J February 28, 2022

Custodial rape

Rape of a Minors by a parent

She gets custodial rape by her dad every day!

by 459395 March 5, 2022