A man named Curtis will take his foot and shove it up a man, or womans private area while reciting the ABC's with glee.
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Get the Curtis Footjob mug.A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.
by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019
Get the John Curtis mug.when someone named curtis says something that is gay, stupid, hentai/weeb related, or acts completely oblivious to the current conversation/current event
by yuh4132 June 16, 2020
Get the curtis moment mug.When you shit your pants on accident and stuck your finger in it and smell it. Then you hand it off to your lady to smell while she's washing dishes.
by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025
Get the Curtis T mug.Humongous beast that looks like he could kill you, but actually is pretty nice. Curtis (also known as Chungus) can be annoying, time to time, sometimes, often, every day. Likes to cook, but it starts to make sense the moment you look at him. The distinct feature of most Curtis' is that they are all fat.Also another things, don't overfeed your pet Curtis, or he might explode into pieces.
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Get the emma curtis mug.The superior to Curtis. Tends to be less of a self absorbed butthead. Other Curtis variations write their own definition and spam pages with fake 5 star reviews. What a bunch of fakers. Any one unfortunate enough to have obtained a Curtis in their lives should look into trading him in for a less tall blonde and annoying Curtys.
by Not Lauryn December 26, 2019
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