cry high

"when someone cries so much they can't cry anymore, and then 10 minuets later they feel that woozy high feeling"
Person 1: Yo are you ok you were just crying for like a half. Hour

Person 2: ya I feel alittle weird though like light headed and not all here

Person 1: oh ya don't worry you're just cry high
by Anynymoose2003 February 02, 2018
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Tactical cry

Making a pre-planned effort to cry at a specific time in order to unload tears and emotions in order to continue with life as if nothing has happened.
I’ve been holding the fort for my family for so long I had to go to the garage and have a 5 minute tactical cry in order to carry on helping them.
by D the H December 13, 2022
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Crying in Chunkaneheheese

To cry in chinkaneheheese is the act of crying in a manner most chanki

This word is a verb

It originated in the tudor courts, around 1563, when queen Elizibeth I cried
I tried to talk to Daniel, but before any words could come out, the tears started. I was crying in chunkaneheheese
by Johann Sebastian Snuff June 06, 2019
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Cry ride

When having sex with with a crying person.
I tock this guy for a cry ride last night, It was realy awkward but kind of hot
by Clam shel March 23, 2016
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Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"
by Debnhim June 29, 2020
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Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).
Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.
by WatcherMark May 12, 2019
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crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire
When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )
by Sexy vegan muff cabbage March 28, 2016
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