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crusty travis

A term for a homeless man who hasn't bathed in days.
Man that crusty travis creeps me out. Let's run over that crusty travis.
by carebear666 August 4, 2015
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Crusty Martha

As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.
While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.
by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010
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crusty seagull

When you have sex on the beach, and the man gets sand into the woman's vagina and she goes 'AWKKHH!' like a seagull.
Me n Jeff had sex on the beach last night, and he gave me a crusty seagull, the wanker.
by redem17 September 25, 2013
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crusty gers

A "Crusty Ger" is a phenomenon known to most as what causes the “sleep” or “eye crusties” you may have around your eyes in the morning. “Sleep” is a type of “rheum”, which is the name for discharge from your nose, mouth or eyes during sleep as a result of a dust buildup and lack of blinking during sleep. More specifically, eye rheum is known as “gound”.

In recent years the reduction of dust particles in the average home due to improved living conditions has reduced the risk of this "sleep" building up around ones eyes.

However, unfortunately this void in eye ejaculation has been replaced by what are known as "Crusty Gers". A man from a small town in Athy, Ireland, known to some as Ger Kelly (most likely an alias for a much older man from the same area), is considered the main culprit for a resurgence in the occurrence of crusty eyes. He is rumoured to enter the homes of friends and strangers alike in an effort to ejaculate in their eyes as they sleep. The events are perhaps a religious, meditative or ritualistic act, but are most likely the blind and reckless actions of a bitter old man with a fetish for deranged crime.

Recent (blurred) sightings of the suspect have been reported in and around the city of Shanghai, China.
"Awh man I can barely open my eyes this morning with all this gunk around them!"

"Youve got a serious case of the crusty gers dude, you'd wanna get onto interpol about the shit! He took out a whole hostel in China last night! The fcker!"
by athy credit union November 1, 2013
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Crusty Snowman

To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.
Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"
by Dillyboi February 13, 2019
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crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe
hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker
by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010
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vanilla crusty

do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.
by cardnumber January 3, 2021
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