Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.

Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.

by XNarz November 30, 2020

Creampie Virgin

A girl who has never let a guy cum inside of her during sex, is a creampie virgin. The “new virgin”

Guy 1: She told me she’s not gonna let a guy cum inside of her until she’s married..
Guy 2: Dude, she’s a creampie virgin!

by JMc$ March 12, 2025

Creampie sucker

1. After fucking your girl, she takes your dick and

wipes the creampie off her pussy. She then

sucks your dick clean.

2. After cleaning her man, she swirls her fingers

in her pussy and scoops out the remaining

cum and sucks her fingers off while

maintaining eye contact.

Damn..that girl was hot. Only after fucking I realized she was a "creampie sucker"

by JMKL12345 January 29, 2020

banana creampie

guess lol (hint: banana is yellow + creampie is cum in me = ? (answer =pee creampie)

do not banana creampie

by gobeldigook June 12, 2021

creampie paycheck

A derogatory term for child support.

Once a month she gets her creampie paychecks from her baby daddies.

She only slept with him to earn a creampie paycheck.

by tunacan5 January 9, 2024

Boston Creampie

When a woman takes a dump and doesn't wipe, and then her boyfriend fucks her and cums inside her unwiped, poop-covered asshole.

My girlfriend asked if we could do something different tonight, so I waited for her to take her nightly dump and I gave her a Boston Creampie

by Rusty Shillelagh November 21, 2016

Neapolitan Creampie

The act of getting the tasty trifecta of sequential oozing creampies in a row from three different men who are arranged side by side watching each other cum in another man's wife.

"Hey Hubby, I'm going to be home late from work, I have to stop by a friend's house get a Neapolitan Creampie. I'll call you when I'm on the way home. "

by Recalcitrate March 27, 2023