jersey cape

Slang for A unseaworthy piece of junk boat that can be found tied up to bulkheads in garbage ridden estuaries .

Look at those poor bastards whitefishing off that jersey cape, their crazy I wouldn’t leave the dock in that piece of junk.

by Dookie kookie September 26, 2019

weird_carpet_stain

The coolest and cutest person ever. The person who when you first see you never wanna look away from them. The funniest person who can actually take a joke and doesnt be a party pooper. The nicest person who always backs you up when they see you getting bullied and being put down. The kind of person who always wants to be your friend no matter what species or race or gender you arr because this person loves everyone and everything.

Person 1: Omg is that weird_carpet_stain?
Person 2: Yes it is omg. They are the coolest and nicest person you will ever meet.

by krystalnotfound June 30, 2021

catalina cape

catalina cape means coolest kid on earth
and is super epic and cool ;)

have u seen catalina cape in real life?random kid:OMG YES SHE IS SO COOL!

by Catalina cape November 19, 2021

Gator cape

A mullet.

Barber: mornin' Bobby, you want me to clean up that gator cape?

Bobby: yessum.

by Uncle_Mike July 2, 2022

burns the carpet

A person who walks quickly without picking up their feet.

'Gee, will you look at Zoran walking to the printing machine, that guy really burns the carpet.'

by ShowBag April 24, 2009

Played the Carpenter

Getting nailed biblical style.

We were totally doing missionary and he totally played the carpenter.

by FKTR September 25, 2010

does the carpet match the blinds

Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?

Hey, you've seen Christine, right.

Yeah, why

Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?

No, but the carpet matches the curtains

Oh, thanks.

curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,

welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair

by trajayjay August 26, 2013