crap flap

The small slivers of flesh surounding
a back door/shitter

wow, that girls got one large set of crap flaps

by sQuick June 25, 2003

hangover crap

footlong peice of shit that is expelled from your body after a long night of heavy drinking. cigarettes may intensify symptoms, though highly recommended. multiple flush may be necessary.

that hangover crap is proof that i was black-out drunk last night.

by asbury February 19, 2008

blush crap

the stuff that flows to your cheeks when you're suddenly embarrassed. for all you idiots out there, see blood

ordinary girl: *walks around corner*

hot guy: hey girl.

ordinary girl: *blushes*

hot guy: oh, you're turning kinda red... is it cause i'm hott?

ordinary girl: *runs*

damn blush crap.

by mermaidman&lilwayne June 17, 2010

Crap Happy

1. When someone comes out of the bathroom with a satisfied smile on their face clearly indicating they took a shit.

2. That nice relaxed feeling you have after taking a long overdue crap.

Alex: Wow Dan. You look quiet happy and satisfied with yourself after comming out of the lavatory.

Dan: Yes I am quite Crap Happy.

by Pectabyte June 14, 2005

Crap Game

A game popular in American ghettos, Played with a dice.
The player rolls the dice and depending on the number wins the amount of cash thats laid on the floor!

A'yo tha gangstas are out playin' crap Games again!
Cool! Let's join in!

by David Bayliss July 7, 2006

crap-on-rye

Most oftenly used to signify an event/person/thing that sucked major monkey toes. Literally means feces upon rye bread.

This is total crap-on-rye!
That concert was crap-on-rye.
Raquel treats me like crap-on-rye.

by SneakySocks April 7, 2004

Splatter-crap

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.

"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."

by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008