Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.

My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.

by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018

mountain cow

A huge cow that is very very hairy and lives in the mountains. They have huge horns and make dinosaur noises.

That big mountain cow ate my phone.

by Bob is always right November 22, 2016

Cow Hampshire

The 9th state in the United States; known for having more veterinarians than doctors.

I live in Cow Hampshire. Sorry.........

by DaHolmes February 9, 2023

cow kite

/c0w , kY-t/

verb:

a euphemism used to describe a way to motivate/push your sexual partner to try something-else or new during sex,

The act of being lazy during sex to entice/spark an idea to your partner to try something new

I.e. when a man acts like a lazy "cow" in bed and does nothing until the woman trys something new,

" You gotta get her runnin, before you start runnin " - family guy

" Mary was being a bitch last night, I used the cow kite technique to make her suck my dick "

by HonorsStudent101 June 23, 2017

brandon cow

when a guy's dick bulges out in his pants. (wheather with an erection or just a big dick)

i was sitting down, and he walked over to me and the front of his jeans were practically hitting me in the face! he had such a bad brandon cow!

by lacy. November 2, 2010

Cow puddle

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.

Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!

by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021

Freedom Cow

This superior cow was smart enough to escape its fenced area but arrogant enough to remain JUST on the other side of the fence to mock its lesser bretheren.

Usually screamed out while driving on a rural road at night: " WATCH OUT FOR THE FREEDOM COW ! ".

by ILOVESTUPIDWORDS August 15, 2011