cow boobs

When your boobs "hang". The term derives from the udders of a cow, the all popular farm animal. see Claire Smith.

"Dude check out them cow boobs!"
"...sure id milk her. Im not one to miss the opportunity of some luscious cow boobs..."
"Theyre not just boobs. Theyre cow boobs."

by Farmer Giles April 11, 2005

Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.

My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.

by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018

cow piglet

a heffer of a person who is both portly like a cow and a fucking PIG WHORE!!!

Jesus Christ Jeane, shut up and clean out that mustache you filthy cow piglet! FUCK!

by ryan FUCKING b October 23, 2010

brandon cow

when a guy's dick bulges out in his pants. (wheather with an erection or just a big dick)

i was sitting down, and he walked over to me and the front of his jeans were practically hitting me in the face! he had such a bad brandon cow!

by lacy. November 2, 2010

Spazz Cow

When somebody will raise there voice and start swearing and freaking out at you for saying something or trying to help them.

Spazz Cow : Omg i was trying to help Becky with her problems and she totally had a Spazz Cow. Girl 1- my parents are so poor! Girl 2- maybe you should get a job? Girl 1- i don't have a social insurance number! Girl 2- ask your parents to get you one Girl 1- THEY DONT HAVE MONEY TO FUCKING BUY ME ONE, WE HAD DRY TACO SHELLS FOR DINNER BECAUSE THEIR POOR! Spazz Cow

by Linksi May 13, 2009

mountain cow

A huge cow that is very very hairy and lives in the mountains. They have huge horns and make dinosaur noises.

That big mountain cow ate my phone.

by Bob is always right November 22, 2016

cow kite

/c0w , kY-t/

verb:

a euphemism used to describe a way to motivate/push your sexual partner to try something-else or new during sex,

The act of being lazy during sex to entice/spark an idea to your partner to try something new

I.e. when a man acts like a lazy "cow" in bed and does nothing until the woman trys something new,

" You gotta get her runnin, before you start runnin " - family guy

" Mary was being a bitch last night, I used the cow kite technique to make her suck my dick "

by HonorsStudent101 June 23, 2017