The garbled sound you make when you don't know the answer to something or your not sure what you're talking about and is used in conjunction with clearing one's throat.
by Maxzmillion May 30, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. (n.) When you want to say "coverage" but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.
by Tatersandpears May 30, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Pronounced Co-ve-fefe.
1. Reflexive Russian verb, loosely translatable to English as "I resign" or "I give up", usually used in conjunction with President Donald J. Trump's Twitter feed.
2. American verb, early twenty-first century origin. Possibly from the aforementioned Russian verb. Used to mean "Facepalm" or "Good God, what have we done?/What have we elected?"
1. Reflexive Russian verb, loosely translatable to English as "I resign" or "I give up", usually used in conjunction with President Donald J. Trump's Twitter feed.
2. American verb, early twenty-first century origin. Possibly from the aforementioned Russian verb. Used to mean "Facepalm" or "Good God, what have we done?/What have we elected?"
Russian Verb: Putin's Aide: Comrade, perhaps it is time we accepted that President Trump needs to covefefe.
Putin: What? After all the work we spent trying to get him elected? Twelve years in the gulags!
American Lexicon: Stephen Colbert: Thanks to Russia, we have elected a giant, massive, covfefe of an imbecile.
Putin: What? After all the work we spent trying to get him elected? Twelve years in the gulags!
American Lexicon: Stephen Colbert: Thanks to Russia, we have elected a giant, massive, covfefe of an imbecile.
by ArkansasTraveller May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by TheRealDonnyJ May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by brightened May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. ???..not even a frigging verb?
When you try to say the word "coverage" but your a fuckin imbicle, ass cheeto and says this
When you try to say the word "coverage" but your a fuckin imbicle, ass cheeto and says this
Trump has been awarded by Wikipedia for his "pulled out of ass information" as he shocks media all over with "covfefe"
by Brooklynnwolfe@gmail.com June 2, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. A mental state somewhere between exhaustion and hysteria, in which one feels as though much more time has gone by than actually has.
Only two minutes had passed since Susan had last looked at the clock; she tapped her foot to relieve the oppressive covfefe as she waited for the results.
"Despite the constant negative press, I feel unyielding and complete covfefe, as if the very fabric of reality had cracked beneath me and time were seeping in, pulling at me, aging me as the spaghettified years stretch ahead, beckoning maliciously. They know I am too weak to drag myself after them."
"Despite the constant negative press, I feel unyielding and complete covfefe, as if the very fabric of reality had cracked beneath me and time were seeping in, pulling at me, aging me as the spaghettified years stretch ahead, beckoning maliciously. They know I am too weak to drag myself after them."
by strawberry auklet June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug.