contendaho

A female who is fully aware she is not the only one, but will still try as hard as she can in hopes one day he will choose her

Emily really wants to be with Jack, but Jack is not interested in being with Emily and she knows Jack is a player. Emily is looking like a big contendaho

by i_wonderbread_em May 1, 2014

contemplasturbate

1.) The practice of either abusing introspective thought to procrastinate or not contribute to a group.

2.) To seduce and falsely intrigue women by a charlatan, pseudo-intellectual PUA posing as cerebral and deep in thought.

3.) Essentially, the mental raping of another person during a conversation involving one or more parties directly communicating with another party that is avoiding eye contact to stare at the genitals, mouths and the babalons of those he is violating sexually in his own mind in real time.

4.) Systematically imagining the varied subject matter and apparatus to include in one's next meth-driven, epic masturbation marathon.

1.) All men habitually contemplasturbate both in, around, and far beyond the presence of women.

by Dr. Octagynocologist May 23, 2014

connetta

A beautiful and strong individual. She breaks her back for Everyone! Everyone loves her. Her smile brightens is brighter than a thousand suns! Her personality is what lures u to her. She is full of intelligence and a hard worker. She is an awesome mother that goes to the end of the earth for those she loves.

Wow, there is no one greater than that beautiful connetta!

by Chrissy Duncan (for u mama) December 21, 2016

contatination

when you didn’t leave enough space and your tattoos run together

Your contatination tangle is not a bad way of doing it.

by sdseww June 12, 2017

confetti dick

noun, when toilet paper sticks in tiny bits to a penis after it has ejaculated in a vagina.

"this cheap two ply always gives me the worst confetti dick."

by dayvross August 25, 2018

contempturation

Having admiration for a truly vile person or group, while admiring and perhaps even adoring those very qualities in them because you aren't as capable of such trespasses on people's: lives, feelings, and/or culture.

The contempturation s/he held for the King was obvious.

by CWeller82 December 10, 2018

Contelius

A goat at everything mostly a football player name very quick thinker and smart at sports and spends money quickly

Contelius is a goat.

Contelius is amazing at football

by Bxbsls July 7, 2019