when u pull down your pants so ur boxers are showing and u put strobe lights in your boxers next to your penis on both sides and pull your penis out of the hole in the front of your boxers and sing alice cooper
by will g April 29, 2005
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a.k.a. complete ass-holes that would make-out themselves if possible........
A.K.A. my ex-girlfriend Leandria.......(she's hot though, so yea)
a.k.a. complete ass-holes that would make-out themselves if possible........
A.K.A. my ex-girlfriend Leandria.......(she's hot though, so yea)
Akil: Wat da fuck Mariah! Your so fucking conceited!!
Goddamn!
Leandria:Hey, just cause i call my own name when i cum doesn't make me conceited
Goddamn!
Leandria:Hey, just cause i call my own name when i cum doesn't make me conceited
by Just Don't Give A Fuck[InSaNE] August 22, 2009
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Term most famously used by President Lyndon B. Johnson, perhaps the most foul-mouthed senior politician in the history of the USA, who famously instructed us "not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat." Unfortunately, Johnson failed to take his own advice and embroiled American troops in Vietnam.
Given that I instructed my fellow Americans not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat, the sheer amount of urine on my business suit is a tad surprising.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk December 2, 2004
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Girl 1: Aye, have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest?
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!
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My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.
by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019
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