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Dipped my Cob in Butter

The act of sticking your penis into a dripping wet vagina.
Boooiii ... I dipped my cob in butter last night!
by MK_Ultra1980 March 8, 2019
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Cob schnobbler

Someone who drives to slow, drives the speed limit when you’re in a hurry, or cuts you off just to make a turn.
I would have been here 5 minutes ago but a cob schnobbler was in my way.
by AriesSunflower August 5, 2023
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COB

Cock on Balls; or COB to have completed a task in good time, or exceptionally well or built something to perfection. Derived from the male form, Cock being slang for penis and balls slang for testicals. there is no greater design or example of perfection then the male anatomy.
Ben: " hows that job commiing?"
Pete "cock on balls be done in a minute!"

"you've done another COB job johnson"
by modern_cowboy March 26, 2010
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Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.
Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.
by Piky321 July 22, 2025
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COB LED

Chip On Board (COB) Light-Emitting Diode (LED)
COB LEDs are basically multiple LED chips (typically nine or more) bonded directly to a substrate by the manufacturer to form a single module. Since the individual LEDs used in a COB are chips and not traditionally packaged, the chips can be mounted such that they take up less space and the highest potential of the LED chips can be obtained. When the COB LED package is energized, it appears more like a lighting panel than multiple individual lights as would be the case when using several SMD (surface-mounted device) LEDs mounted closely together.
Being multi-chip packaged, the light emitting area of a COB LED can contain many times more light sources in the same area that standard LEDs could occupy resulting in a greatly increased lumen output per square inch.
by PEntity February 8, 2023
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Flake the Cob

The process of Making Corn Flakes. or...as in "Don't flake the cob man" meaning, dont mess up.
Don't flake the cob man!...or Daddy how do they make corn flakes?
by AngryDadGaming June 2, 2018
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Cob

Oi cob
by Shhdh May 12, 2019
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