cockrail

The art of having sexual intercourse with a rooster, moments before cutting off its head and finishing inside of its neck.

My weird hipster friend always ends his night with a cockrail party.

by bud mundy December 14, 2010

Menstrual Cocktail

A Menstrual Cocktail can be seen as a slang or a "dressy" interchangeable option for the sexual act of getting one's "red wings." However, there are slight differences. When one gets their red wings, they are pretty much aware that the girl is on their period, whereas a Menstrual Cocktail is received completely out of nowhere. You don't ask for it, you don't know about it. It just happens. The "cocktail" is related to fancy parties, which usually snobby "dignified" guests attend.

When the cocktail is delivered, (this part is important,) the girl will act like it WAS NO BIG FUCKING DEAL THAT SHE JUST MENSTRUAL LASERED THE WRONG DAMN LIQUID IN YOUR MOUTH and will most likely play it off with a slight hint of embarrassment. Or, if she is really fucking demented, WILL LAUGH ABOUT IT CAUSE HEY, IT'S TOTALLY FUNNY SKEETING PERIOD BLOOD IN SOMEONE'S UNKNOWING MOUTH.

I dunno about you girls out there, but for future moms it should go in your "what mommy needs to tell daughter" handbook that skeeting period blood into someone's mouth, whether they be male or female is just fucking wrong. I CAN'T DRINK RED KOOL AID ANYMORE GOD DAMN IT ;^;

"Deep into the darkness peering. Long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting." That familiar line from Edgar Allan Poe's work "The Raven" going through my head. A fear it remained in the back of my mind, but never a reality I expected. The girl before me was my own personal raven as she served my Menstrual Cocktail with an extra side of smug. "Nevermore, Nevermore."

by SlySavvy June 3, 2009

cocktale

Sharing tales of getting tail: a recount of promiscuous encounter with the opposite sex. The stories may be funny, but they also tend to be quite embarrassing.

Friend: Dude, tell me about your cocktale last night!
Cocktale Sharer: Bro, it was awful. First, I couldn't figure out how to un-do her bra. Then, we were walked in on twice! Worst night ever!

by cocktaler January 2, 2011

bejing cocktail

An injection you recieve via needle that when you stop moving makes you die.

A.K.A. When you are having sex with an asian woman and recieve more than one STD; usually happens in the city of Bejing.

Wow,that asian woman has offically made it that I burn while I pee as well as made my crotch enflammed.That was the worst Bejing Cocktail that I have ever had

by VarnabyJones August 12, 2006

Cocktail

Cocktail; once the male has ejaculated, the cocktail is present, it is the final string of ejaculate that slowly seeps from the urethra, forming a tail-like structure.

After I finished masturbating and I ejaculated I was left with my cocktail

by MrCherryPopper July 2, 2014

Cocktail

A mixture of illicit or prescribed drugs thrown together to entertain a group-- in the form of pills in a bowl.

Often associated with punchbowl.

"Oi, Johnny, how do I take my ever-loving pick of this cocktail?"
"Cup your hand, fuckboy, pray your fate be with you. & that this mixture will get you where you want to go."

by titsandhormones May 21, 2014

Cocktail Table

The small of a girl's back, especially when you place a drink on it when getting her form behind, doggie style

That girl is so big I could put an entire six pack on her cocktail table!

by Doggie King August 17, 2011