chubs hand

The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.

Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.

My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.

by Ticklish Tapir July 1, 2018

Cum chub

When you bust such a fat load in your pants you look like a baby that just shat itself

Dallin:uhhh *cum noises*
Jacob: bro did you just nut!!??
Kitt:ew he has a cum chub!

by The ass blaster99 March 5, 2020

coppin a chub

When someone stares at someone's semi erect penis in shock and awe of its size

Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that girl at the party last night. She was checkin every guy out.

Guy 2: Dude, she was just coppin a chub

by Richard Hardman Johnson April 11, 2017

negative chub

When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.

Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub

by ghamin February 23, 2011

husband chub

the male genitalia is half erect when topics of the domestic variety come up in conversation while the prior to, or during the act of intercourse , the male is husband material because he is polite and does not do anything the woman does not want to.

the man gained a husband chub when the woman mentioned marriage.

by dadbonermaker September 24, 2014

Creek chub

When Scott D. Takes 100lb’s of crawfish inside the asshole.

Hey, look at Scott getting his creek chub on

by Joshscott61 May 16, 2023

Mr chub

Mr chubs is what you call your boyfriend dick. This means his dick his huge and is pleasurable. He doesn’t have to do much work if he has a mr chub.

Oh wow! Mitchell has a Mr chub

by 100percent true things February 16, 2020