chocolate mouse

How some people pronounce the phrase, "chocolate mousse" {"mousse" should be pronounced as though it were spelled, "moose"}.

{Norm}: Awww motherfucker pussy cocksucker!!!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!

by Telephony July 25, 2014

Chocolate Lancer

Chocolate Lancer is a weapon skin from the game Gears of War. No matter what people think, it is not taking your feces cover penis and inserting it into a vagina.

Guy: "Do you like my chocolate lancer?"

Girl: "I'm not into that... feces in my vagina can lead to an infection."

Guy: "I'm talking about Gears of War you stupid whore!"

Guy thinking.... "No I wasn't... :("

by Adam Fenix October 20, 2011

The chocolate swirl

When you insert your dick into someone's (male OR female) asshole and they shit on the dick with such force that it goes inside the tip. You then take it out and do the helicopter with your dick while peeing so that the poop inside of the penis comes out, creating the swirl. It is then sucked and licked clean of all remaining poop on the outside of the penis (or inside if they're brave enough.)

Yeah, me and Tom Cruise did The chocolate swirl yesterday at the orphanage, I was on the receiving end.

by DemetriusHalasborough January 21, 2022

chocolate bandit

Where you dip your balls into chocolate syrup and place them on ones eyes to create a bandit like mask.

I heard jake did a chocolate bandit on kyra.

by dizz85 May 5, 2009

chocolate socket

Slang term for anus, specifically an anus used for anal intercourse.

I could not wait to stick my cock into Jill's chocolate socket.

by Levontaun April 4, 2007

chocolate slinger

Employees at Godiva or other high end chocolate shops or factories. Chocolate slingers are specifically characterized by their judgmental nature and disapproval of your chocolate purchases.

"She rolled her eyes at me when I asked for banana chocolate truffles! It's not like she's Mrs. Godiva or anything... she's a friggin' chocolate slinger!"

by mimi marquez September 10, 2008

chocolate honey

A hot ass black chick

DAMN LOOK AT THAT CHOCOLATE HONEY! FINE!

by Sandy Horse August 21, 2005