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Chick soft

To cancel or alter your training workouts to date a hot girl. Or stop completely because of a full blown relationship. Causing the victim to loose his edge..........
Ever since Jon starting hanging with that girl from work, he got chick soft. When we got to Peru he couldn't climb that damn mountain.
by jvermin September 26, 2007
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Half-Cheek-Squeak

A fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the butt cheeks together. However, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown butt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. Also causing it to be WAY funnier/more embarassing.
*Dude, Tom leaned over in class today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. It sounded like someone opening a balloon!*
by ***sin*** April 16, 2009
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cheek squeaker

A Fart

Especially one that sneaks out, slips out unintended (squeaks by). If it's wet, it's a Cheek Squeaker Shissle or Cheek Squeaker Drizzle.
(dude farts) "O shit, that was a cheek squeaker."

or

"I can't eat any more Wendy's, I've been launching cheek squeaker shissles all day."
by Wild Drunken Bill II March 10, 2014
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Double Cheek Scritch

The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.
After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
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Cheek Stash

Stashing contraband in-between your butt cheeks, as opposed to actually sticking it up your anus- Better squeeze hard!
I had to cheek stash my crack pipe while I was in central booking so I could smoke while I was in my jail cell
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chuck shuldiner

pretty much just god. one of the pioneers of death metal
Scream Bloody Gore, Human, Individual Thought Patterns, Symbolic, Leprosy, The Sound of Perseverance, spiritual healing = Chuck Shuldiner
by thesasquatch76 January 26, 2010
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Good Luck Chuck Syndrome

is when after you finish dating someone, and their next bf/gf is the one they end up marrying. The syndrome mostly found amongst women and men in their 20's and 30's. This mostly occurs amongst hopeless romantics, and those that continually search for love.
"That poor girl, her ex boyfriend just got married. Thats the 5th one!.She has the Good Luck Chuck Syndrome!
by hopelessromantic24 February 4, 2010
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