cockerspaniel

The male form of a cougar, most frequently seen with under aged girls. Preferably girls between the ages of 14-16. Cockerspaniels are usually well endowed and have big wallets! The most common cockerspaniels are found in the janitorial profession. These men are dangerous! and should be left for those young girls who know how to handle them! (like us)

Woah! Look at that cockerspaniel, i want his digits!

Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!

Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.

Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.

by Mrs.Cockerspaniel May 4, 2009

Pecker Checker

That Fucking Flaming, Faggot standing at the urinal next to you...
And he isn't even Pisssssssssing!!!

" I think that Pecker Checker wanted to be a Peter eater for a day"?

by mavros April 25, 2006

Checkers-Dunk

The Coolest person on newgrounds.com

patmantherapman: checkers-dunk is so cool
sneepioo: ya i kno he is teh coolest

by checkers-dunk July 13, 2004

Checkered

meaning one is who usually associated with the checkered pattern;like a person who is like pattern which doesnt match or makes no sense;plaid; a stupid idiot also can be a fascist nazi

I think that dude is acting checkered because he is lying about the car he stole then lied about it.

by Andre`e the great April 13, 2004

Cockernaut

A generic insult hurled at a douchebag.

Charlie: you douchebag
David: you cockernaut.

by chrlwrd September 28, 2010

cockerfuckscunt

Someone that just hell makes you want to rip your eyeballs out so you don't have to see them ever again

Zoe is such a cockerfuckscunt
idiotface hating kill

by Urbanegirl February 13, 2014

Checkers me heckers

Coming from the term checkmate in chess and the Aussie slang word for hectic
Simply, it means:
Being in checkmate in a game of chess or,
"Checkmate mate, that's hectic"

Oh mate I think that's checkers me heckers

by Aussie Jimbo Jones April 2, 2017