Mr. Carrot

Mr. Carrot is a demon spawned from hell. Mr. Carrot first appears in the movie Bolt. Mr. Carrot also owns Lake Erie.

Oh my God, Run! It’s Mr. Carrot!

by ItsCritters May 7, 2019

Carrot God

The almighty being that created the earth from the cold of the silver foil abyss long ago

Guy 1:Dude did you pray to the carrot god today?
Guy 2:I sure did homie
Guy 1:Wanna fuck now?
Guy 2:Sure

by E P I C Despacito69 November 25, 2020

nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit

I bet he pulled a nigga carrot

by Renew is gay February 4, 2020

carrot partnership

a ridiculous occurrence between co-workers in which both arrive to their shift dressed in the exact same target v-neck t-shirt. Chances are one might be a ginger.

"hey did you just see that carrot partnership?

yeah, i did"

by peetsissolame June 28, 2011

carrot guts

A person who is so strictly vegetarian/vegan that they refuse to spend time with friends or family.

Person A: Why isn't Jenny coming out with us?
Person B: Apparently we're too "meaty" for her liking. Must be her carrot guts.

by EveRtBest December 8, 2010

Carrot Fry

Someone who brings a sack lunch to work even though he's a 37 year old investment banker, not a 12 year old 5th grader.

Person 1: Hey, should we see if John wants to come with us to Olive Garden to eat unlimited, protein-packed breadsticks and plan our super dope trip to Barcelona?
Person 2: Nah, that guy is a total fucking carrot fry.

by Heybeerman May 14, 2018

carrot rows

Similar to Corn Rows (also Cornrows), an ancient traditional African hair style, but worn by an individual with naturally red hair. Linguistically a combination of "corn rows" and "carrot top".

Damn, that ginger white-boy is straight up rockin' carrot rows.

by doctorgroove June 9, 2018