Sad Carl

The act of masturbation while crying.

After I struck out with that hot blonde, I went home and pulled a sad carl while thinking about my ex-girlfriend.

by Matt Ren October 26, 2006

Carl's Jr.

Orgasmic. This food makes you happy about life. If you're depressed, drown your sorrows in the big burger combo. It'll do you good. For 3 bucks, you can't go wrong. Don't get me wrong, Burger King is alright, and McDonald's has awesome Big Macs. But Carl's Jr. is like stepping into the 4th dimension of fast food. Oh yeah.

"I hate myself :( *gun to head*"
*mother comes in*
"Let's go to Carl's Jr.!"
*after meal*
"I LOVE LIFE!"

by madcow4668 August 21, 2006

Carl's Jr.

Throwing a naked baby up in the air and it shits on your face

Dam... That guy just got a Carl's Jr.

by DAMOOSE January 5, 2005

carls jr

the best dakmn fast food place on earth

DAMN that teryaki burger from carls jrwas good

by THEskibum November 2, 2007

Payton Carl

A fully penetrating oral fudge dragon, in the same family as the hot, warm, and cold carl.

Girl: "Wow! Did that girl just eat a chocolate hot dog?"
Boy: "No she just got Payton Carled."

by PC is not a personal computer March 17, 2009

Carl Azuz

Sexy man hoe who likes children and indian curry sauce

Carl Azuz raped my cat last night! I hope he impregnated her

by NOGUS January 16, 2017

cold carl

(n.) When one partner shits on a glass table while the other person sits under the table to watch.

I didn't remember about tonight's dinner party until _after_ she gave me a cold carl.

by Mango January 2, 2003