calm trait

The ability to stay calm in every situation , no matter the circumstance good or bad your always calm

The calm trait will see me through life

by Chaichi January 10, 2024

calm

When something is not good, but funny.

“Evan just shat his brains out”

“Lmao that’s calm”

by calmalana January 19, 2021

Calm

When everything is just right or you forgive someone

Guy 1: Bro, I'm sorry but I forgot to bring the dildo.
Guy 2: Hey man, it's calm, we can just do intense anal sex.

by Pfoles August 24, 2020

calm for some

Used as a comment on a person's nonchalant approach to things.

Razza: "I don't know how some people live like this, it's so stressful"
Gazza: "Calm for some"

by Gazza21 December 23, 2023

Mad calm

To be super chill, laid back, not much to say, real calm, too calm.

Kim was "MAD CALM" when those cops showed up about Christian.

by Moo-moo$ April 15, 2021

the calming dutchman

While searching for potential mates you aquire chloroform and forceably persuade a woman and or man into your creeper van making sure that they cannot identify you. Once they wake up they are in a cell in a basement where you price we to "rescue them". They will be so grateful that they will instantly fall in love with you allowing you to have them live with you and they are eternally grateful. However the love scene doesnt last long before you pose as someone else and kidnap them all over again. Then you rescue them again. Convincing them every time to go further into your fantasies. Until one night or day where its time to provide an end to the illusion. So while they are tied up, gagged, with pepto bismol all over them with the tens unit hooked up to their privates and 15 dildos poked in all their holes you decide to reveal to them that you are the perpetrator who keeps kidnapping them. Then while they are freaking out you seek out to calm them while fucking their asshole. If they do not call down after a few minutes you cut their throats and fuck them while they bleed out. They finally calm down after they are exsanguinated and you finish what you were doing.

The calming dutchman is definitely on my bucket list.

by The calming dutchman August 17, 2020

Keep Calm And Carry On

Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. The poster was intended to raise the morale of the British public, threatened with widely predicted mass air attacks on major cities

I have a keep calm and carry on poster in my room

by HoiDAEn October 6, 2020