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mud viper

one those huge single piece shits. that doesnt break and wraps arround the toilet bowl.
dude, ill give five you bucks if you check out that mud viper i just put in the toilet
by slanski March 19, 2008
mugGet the mud vipermug.

Mud Clap

When someone contracts the common STI chlamydia in their rectum, often causing rectal pain, bleeding, and/or discharge. In women it can often spread from the vagina into the anus.
Hey Liam, did you hear Olivia got the Mud Clap. She caught it at Kai's party.
by Fuck_you_liam April 23, 2022
mugGet the Mud Clapmug.

Mud Butt

The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.
Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.
by Joe mosler September 23, 2009
mugGet the Mud Buttmug.

Mud People

A hardcore white supremacist term for all non-European descent people. Especially darker skinned people.
I’m not dealing with any Mexicans. Their mud people
by Sicilian Cowboy July 6, 2023
mugGet the Mud Peoplemug.

mud facial

when you pin someone down and shit on their face
jake made me so mf angry so i gave him a mud facial
by imasniffer July 8, 2019
mugGet the mud facialmug.

Mud dragon

I just laid a mud dragon in your bathroom
by Tony DANZA February 24, 2015
mugGet the Mud dragonmug.

Mud Rudder

Similar to motor-boating, mud ruddering involves grasping each side of the buttocks, gently spreading the cheeks and placing one's face on the poop shoot; then shaking the head back and forth as if saying "no" while proceeding to make a motorboat sound. Essentially, the buttock cleavage equivalent to motorboating. Unlike motorboating, mud ruddering makes no sex distinction, as you can mud rudder anyone who has buttocks.
Johnny saw that Sally's breasts were quite small, so he decided to mud rudder the hell out of her.
by Scotty By Nature December 16, 2011
mugGet the Mud Ruddermug.

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