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Brownie Sleepover 

Ingredients and Directions

Grab the butter. Scramble eggs. Extract the vanilla. Insert the wedding vegetables into the cocoa.

Warning, may contain nuts.

Not to be confused with the slumber party, while surprisingly similar, participants must not know fear.

Correct banana peeling technique is a must.
Hashbrown: What's happening this weekend?
G-Dud: Brownie sleepover.
Hashbrown: Is that like a Russian trombone or Italian chandelier (lampadario italiano)?
G-Dud: Browner.

Brownie Blast 

This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.
1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.

2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!

3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.
Brownie Blast by Cockadylious September 25, 2014

Brownie Grab 

The act of pulling your poop out of your butt with your hands when your constipated.
Omg! Joe was doing the old Brownie Grab!
Brownie Grab by Nigga tits September 27, 2014

brownie bush 

An African-American woman's pubic hair after repeatedly wiping back to all the way front
After smelling Lafondah's brownie bush, I'd take fish any day
brownie bush by That Tromblown July 29, 2015

brownie pudding 

To have the worst case of a shart.
"man I think I just made some brownie pudding in my shorts"
brownie pudding by smoker7420 August 1, 2015

Brownie Squeezing 

Taking a dump ontop of your p artner while quenching you buttcheeks while you do a satanic rituals.
I did some brownie squeezing with your sister,Will
Brownie Squeezing by TheHulkangre October 28, 2015