Brain Dawgs

An unknown disease that can cause side effects such as: diabetes, back problems, nausea, loss of sight, etc.

Guy on roof: "I got them diabetes in meh. I got 'dem brain dawgs!!"

by Whatsamahoozit February 10, 2010

brain jazz

a new name for ADD(attention deficit disorder) invented by the band Megafaun

having three hundred different conversations in three hours is a result of brain jazz

by saber tooth tiger April 11, 2010

Brain Rot

Consequence of spending too much time on random websites.

I just spent the last 5 hours facebook stalking, forwarding chain mail, and looking at all the cheezburger websites. I feel a serious case of brain rot coming on.

by singingashleydawn April 8, 2011

Second Brain

Thinking with your dick and not you Head. Usually leading to bad decisions and great stories to tell, if you survive.

Fred: woah she is really drunk alex maybe i should call a cab for her..
Alex(using his second brain): No its ok man she could stay at my place

Next Day
Alex: omg! my dick has spots on it

by ISPYUTOO? February 28, 2010

Small brain

Someone that lacks intelligence. Typically someone named Noah

Oh my god man you’re so small brain

by -Pussyslayer696968696868686 March 15, 2019

Brain fried

Studying so much and working so hard for some classes, that the individual is making more mistakes then correct things.

Dude, after taking that test, I am brain fried.

by mwallace2202 October 30, 2014

pick your brain

To probe for answers

If you have a minute to spare, I'd like to pick your brain about lachrymology.

by DGirard July 17, 2005