Dash Board Ass

1. When you have sexual relations in a car. Typically in the front seat and usually with the female pinned against the Dash Board of the Car.

2. A type of girl that likes to have quickies in a car with random guys.

1. Guy: "I go to Martigras for all the dash board ass!"

2. Dude:" I just nailed some chick in the front seat of my yellow Honda Civic and I didn't even know who she was."
Dude2:" Thats some good Dash Board ass."

3. Dan: I hope I get some Dash Board ass during spring break and I hope the chick is in the Prostate Investigating as much as I am.

by Pectabyte June 15, 2005

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boardbitch

A "boardbitch" is a derogatory name given to a troll on a message board. Instead of outright banning the troll, the mods will keep the troll around to be the message board's "bitch".

Board Troll: "The Easter Bunny will kick your ass!"
The Board: "Like we're sooo scared! But you'll always be our boardbitch!"

by Havoc2 November 9, 2008

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Boarding Party

Happens when a guy and a girl are sleeping in a bed togeather, wearing underwear.

The guy takes his junk out of his underwear and places it in the girl's underwear, probably as an awkward sexual advance

Guy1: Dude! I gave my girl a boarding party last night! It was so hot!
Guy2: Awesome!

Girl1: Uhg, my boyfriend tried to give me a boarding party last night. I'm going to tear his junk off next time.
Girl2: Gross!

by 1 dude September 13, 2009

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Boardiyah

Opening a cut on a piece of cardboard

Boardiyah! That cardboard box just opened my cut

by Boardiyah July 6, 2018

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boardsophobia

the phobia of boards exam that all indian students have

aunty: "beta what's your boards percentage?"
me: "aunty please, i have boardsophobia"

by stressed indian students May 16, 2021

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board game bender

A debauchery where groups of people get together to play board games for a particularly long extended period of time. Typically lasts more than 24 hours or 2-3 day weekend and most of the time is dedicated to board games aside from eating, sleeping or using the bathroom.

Would you like to be invited to Summer's board game bender? We will be starting on Friday and it will be going on for the whole weekend. Bring your favorite games!

by boardgamebender January 18, 2022

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