by Bonkdefines April 4, 2020
Get the Bonk assmug. A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.
That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.
by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024
Get the Bonkmug. A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.
Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.
Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
by psalms86 December 7, 2020
Get the Bonkmug. 
The only word that describes a black girl booty. Many females show off their bonk by wearing tight jeans and boots with fur. It's the perfect, fat, drool in your mouth booty. You'll know when you see one
Tom: dude all these black girls butts are poppin.
Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks
Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!
Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks
Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!
by Ling the ming August 12, 2012
Get the Bonkmug. When two people are playing VR in the same room (generally the same game in multiplayer) and their headsets accidentally touch.
Josh and Jake were playing VRChat while streaming on Twitch in the same room and Josh Headset Bonked Jake
Twitch Chat: "Dude Josh totally just Headset Bonked Jake!"
Twitch Chat: "Dude Josh totally just Headset Bonked Jake!"
by DatFox_32 May 11, 2025
Get the Headset Bonkmug.