Braden

Braden is a typical basic f-boy he enjoys smoking and sex. Braden will tell you anything you wanna hear so he can get into your pants... If a Braden has actually caught feelings he shows it for sure with endless amounts of attention and care as well as gifts. Now Braden can be an ass at times but he's still a great dude and not only that but hes super chill... just being around a Braden is fun and never awkward.

you: Braden is such a cool dude

friend: yea but watch out hes a fuckboy
you: oh whatever ik hes not gonna hurt me even though hes hurt 500 billion other girls

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

Bolden ; Nedlob

Absolute shitheads. A "pure-bred" Bolden are often found making racist remarks, judging people, or being negative. Somehow, they have many friends that like to be around them. They have a very dark sense of humour, and can trigger people easily. "Half-blood", or "By-name" Boldens are often found only to have a very dark sense of humour, and usually are very nice people. They can be very judgy. These are called "Nedlobs".

Person A: "Man, Joe is such a Bolden!"
Person B: "Yeah, he's harsh!"

_______

Person C: "Valerie is very Nedlob. I don't think I want her in the sorority."
Person D: "Yeah, she may be nice, but she made a dead baby joke today! So Nedlob of her!"

(Bolden ; Nedlob)

by Yay! New Words! November 17, 2016

Braden

a horny boy, who likes butt pics from his girlfriend. he is very awkward and his friends call him a horndog.

person 1: omg did you hear what braden asked brynn?
person 2: yeah! hes such a horndog

by deshdosh420 February 16, 2019

Braden

Literally has no friends lmao

Hey look it’s braden. Why he by himself?

by Cooking May 22, 2019

Boeden

Boeden is a loser who plays a lot of Call Of Duty and eats a lot of junk food.

wow look at him, he is such a Boeden

by Butt Lickr October 3, 2019

Bradenton

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton

by Bradenton September 4, 2021

braden barillas

a handsome boy who’s so perfect n is there for everyone. he’s amazing and is so so so sweet. i wish i could marry him. <3 - aisey

ais: “omg is that braden barillas?”
keira: “yes it is! he’s the sweetest boy, you should talk to him!”

by aiseyyy March 12, 2022