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BMW Brad

The magnetic attraction a self centred douche bag and the automotive equivalent of a Giant Douche.
That is the worst driving I have ever seen. What a typical BMW Brad.
by MBP2000 August 15, 2019
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BMW

look at all those bmw's at the food court.
That bmw is so RUBETTO!
by Bryosh January 9, 2011
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White BMW

A car that every Persian guy ever will drive
Tricia Takanawa: "And what will you buy, every Persian guy in the world"
Ever Persian Guy "WHITE BMW!"
by Shotbot101 April 20, 2015
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BMW X5M

Fastest SUV in the world currently. will kick your cayennes asses, SRTs asses and most cars on the road. When you think of suv’s or crossovers you think of slow. That is exactly the opposite of the all new X5M and X6M with a 555-hp 4.4L twin-turbocharged V8 that takes them from 0-60 in just 4.5seconds . This is faster than the BMW M3 coupe which BMW says does 0-60 in 4.7. dont worry though you will need around 95K to purchase one
passenger in porsche - shit you just got your ass kicked by and SUV.
porsche driver- yeah thats the new BMW X5M from they are really fast
by sebas00701 October 24, 2010
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BMW Driver

Self absorbed, self important assholes.

They drive like they are the only vehicles on the road, don't know how to use their indicators, don't know the meaning of the term "speed limit" or at least believe that it does not apply to them, jump the traffic lights, park on double yellow lines/on corners/in front of dropped curbs/across 2 or more parking bays etc (impulsiveness, irresponsibility, poor behavioural control). If you ever see one getting a ticket they will always been full of rage that someone has dared to slight them (grandiose sense of self worth, failure to accept responsibility for their own actions).

They also seem to think they're better than everybody else, and that the BMW is the pinnacle of human achievement. They imagine that other peoples dislike for them is due to jealousy of them and their car, and that owning said vehicle means they are richer than everyone else (grandiose sense of self worth), and is not in any way due to them exhibiting the behaviours outlined above (lack of remorse or guilt, lack of empathy).

In short, they exhibit many of the traits associated with being a narcissist or psychopath.
Some asshole BMW driver decided to double park with his hazards on on main street and held up all the traffic for 10 minutes so he could go to Starbucks.
by Slamdaddy UK July 3, 2014
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BMW M3

The BMW M3 is BMW's sport coupe. 1st introduced in 1986. It was designed to compete with the Mercedes Benz 190.

The e30 M3 was built for the track and won many races.

The e36 M3 was built for the track as well as the road and featured staggered wheel sizes and an I6 that produced around 320HP from a 3.0 or 3.2 liter engine depending on when the car was manufatcutred. In mid-late 90s there was a 4 door version.

The current M3 (e46) produces 333Bhp from a 3.2 liter inline 6. and has nearly all the ammentys one could want as options from heated seats to stabilty and traction control.
The M3 represents some of the finest German Automobiles made.
by Ben May 13, 2005
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BMW Douche

A simple minded individual who has let a badge get to their head. BMW Douches often believe they drive the best car in the world, and that everybody hates them because they cannot afford one. This ignorance affects their driving skills as well; cutting people off, not using a signal light, tailgating, etc. To a BMW Douche, everyone that doesn't drive a BMW is a "hater", and simply hasn't experienced the "ultimate driving machine". They often purchase the bottom of the line 3 series, then consider themselves a true BMW fanatic, better than everyone else on the road. BMW Douches are becoming more common nowadays with low lease rates and abundance of available credit.
For examples of BMW Douche, type in "BMW" in Urban Dictionary.
by lolibear February 27, 2009
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