Blue Balls

Making love to your wife with the hangover horn and the kids wake up and come into the bedroom.

Now I’ve got blue balls all day!

by BarryBaz September 7, 2023

verbal blue balls

The anguish one feels when one hears an incomplete word or sentence out of anticipation and lack of fulfillment or closure.

Everyone gets verbal blue balls for a few moments when Dr. Frankenfurter sings "I see you shiver with antici-"

by b0ses December 4, 2022

wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.

I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!

by Smugumin July 6, 2021

Blue Ball Effect

When life teases you by getting your hopes up with something great, only to leave you hanging in the end.

Yo dude, I was about to nail that TikTok dance challenge, had my moves down and everything, but then my phone died mid-recording. That's the blue ball effect man.

by Turkeyleg7 February 11, 2024

Mug exchange blue balls

Office terminology. When you have a mug exchange scheduled, but one of the participating members calls out of work that day or claims their mug hasn’t arrived in the mail yet. Therefore, postponing the mug exchange.

Lissett called out of work and left me with Mug exchange blue balls.

by michaellu March 10, 2019

Blue Balls

The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.

Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!

by CumTittiesWithBBQSauceIsGood69 May 27, 2021

Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift

" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"

by anonymous October 9, 2025