blub

A complete and utter nonce. A lump of useless boy-fat and pie, that just flops around wasting resources and generally acting like a fat rotund twat.

Blub is a twat
You're nearly as fat as blub
Blub = ghey

by RedFox April 5, 2004

blub

1. A informal greating that involves the waving of hand up and down.

BLUB BLUB BLUB!!, Sup wood!

by Tim Dickit May 23, 2003

blub

while you wave your had fingers must be shaking and the use of this word must be loud/boisterous

Hey look it is tim BBBBBLLLLLUUUUUUB BBBBBLLLLLUUUUUUB BBBBBLLLLLUUUUUUB BBBBBLLLLLUUUUUUB haha.

by wood May 26, 2003

Blub

Noun. 1. A person who always drives the speed limit, follows regulatory signs and is the model of perfect driving. 2. A block of chopped wood, usually assembled in hardware stores for home projects.

Look how slow that car is going!
Actually, they are going the speed limit. They must be a blub.

I need to go buy some blub at the hardware store to rebuild that fence.

by Word.21412423 August 5, 2010

Blub-Nugget

A Blub-Nugget is A stupid person.

Nick, will you stop being such a blub-nugget.

by J.Bills August 11, 2009

Blub

The sound any classic muscle car makes while running.

Listen to that Camaro! *Blub blub blub blub*

by fuzz93 July 18, 2009

Blub Job

When a girl jerks your penis with their stomach fat.

A chuby girl comes up to you and says, " hey i have a lot of stomach fat, do you want a blub job"?

by polska1 December 17, 2009